ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! 
 
1.. You walka pasta da bakery. 
 
2.. You walka pasta da candy sto re. 
 
3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. 
 
4... You walka pasta da table and fridge. 
 
You will lose weight! 
 
AND...... 
 
 
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 
 
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than  Americans. 
 
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 
 
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 
 
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and  fats  and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 
 
CONCLUSION 
 
Eat and drink what you like. 
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.